HKR GOLF CLUB

Join our golf country club

Some golf country clubs are difficult to join. They have restrictions like age, gender, race, mustache length, even penis size …. ok, ok, the last 2 might not be true.

But we take everyone, no matter of nose hair length, whether you have 6 toes on one foot (or in total) or if you play golf left-handed … that was almost a deal-breaker but we are allowing it.

All we care about is that you like golf or pretend to. As well, you must have a sense of humour. If you are offended by anything on our site (now or in the future) there are many, many other sites you can visit.

Why Join the HKR Golf Club?

As a member of the HKR Golf Club, you will receive:

• Exclusive notification of new products
• Exclusive notification of promotions
• Free stuff *

*If you make us successful by purchasing our products, we have a ton of ideas for new products. We just don’t want to get in too deep before we know if our stuff will sell. We want to give back, so if you are signed up, we will send you stuff from time to time.